Ok so I know this is like uber gross -- I had lots of facebook comments say it's disgusting etc (also someone asking which part I contributed) but seriously I was just being a journalist and demonstrating the hard ships that us festival goers must deal with! And I think it's fair to say that it's harder having the female anatomy too. I've since heard stories of A. Someone loosing their camera in a toilet at the BDO and B. Some chicks falling into a toilet at Glastonbury!!!! haha (I mean sorry that's terrible, I would never laugh at that). But seriously, got any stories, I find them hilarious, I mean ahem, compelling and deep.