My name is Jack Davidson, maybe better known as Jack Davo, or my cross-dressing name; Francesca.
If not that is ok. I wake up most weekends, along and sober, I wish to continue this effort on an international scale.
For the last few months when I have woken up, I have gone on to this very website, not just to notch up my own views, but to look at everyone else's. I do not leave many comments because I am busy searching for online friends.
I have ten fingers and ten toes accounted for, I have have a few scars (because chicks dig scars).
I recently got rejected to go and study in America, but was offered Ireland as a substitute. I said 'no thanks'.
I am left handed, therefore an intellectual.
I live in Perth, and no one ever wins anything here, so if I make the semi-finals I will be a celebrity or as we deem it "Child Of God".
Some pretty cool things have come out of Perth; AC/DC, Gyroscope, Gold, Rose Porteous, West Coast Eagles, Ben Cousins, Bob Evans, Little Birdy, End Of Fashion and me.
I have some what impressive calves.
If I had to choose one song to describe my life, it would be Kenny Loggins' Highway To The Dangerzone, because I identify myself with Maverick from Top Gun, even though I have no aspirations to become a pilot or play Beach Volleyball against Val Kilmer.
My previous work experience includes working as a University janitor and late at night I found myself answering equations left on the blackboards, but I also confuse my life with movies.
I was once on TV , but my career was short lived after Elle 'The Body' McPherson moved me to being just an extra. We have been clashing heads ever since.
My revival came when I appeared in a student film called 'Ripple', I then discovered I couldn't be a drama actor, but was still better than that guy from
In conclusion if you put me through to the next round I'll use the Power Of Grey Skull to do the best work ever and shit.